bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play


joliefleurr:

e-lamia-vita:

starslicer:

lmaoooooooooo.

I CACKLED

im crine


Posted 1 hour ago 31,787 notes © vinebox

The Bisexual Agenda (Shhh Don’t tell anyone else - it’s a secret)

bisexualpiratequeen:

The Bisexual Agenda:

8am: get woken up by cats
9am: eat breakfast
10am: start writing
1pm: Lunch
2pm: infiltrate gay and lesbian communities, betray their trust, break their hearts
3pm: infiltrate straight communities, steal their romantic partners, sleep with everyone
4pm: tv and book
7pm:dinner
11pm: bed


snealiv:

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.


canadianslut:

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge


harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.


sunandcolor:

the-kinky-cow:

Beautiful.

Bless.


    Breakdown of the 5sos Album

  • She Looks So Perfect: "You should wear my underwear more often ;) and also run away with me this town sucks"
  • 18: "DAMMIT MOM WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE ME A YEAR EARLIER?!"
  • Long Way Home: "whoops I ACCIDENTALLY got us lost let's make out and talk about life and politics"
  • Greenlight: "Let's bang but with ur consent of course"
  • Amnesia: "my name is calum and i made this song my bitch but in a sad way"
  • End Up Here: "I'm going to boost your confidence but in a punk way"
  • Everything I Didn't Say: "I'm sorry but in a pop punk way"
  • Beside You: "I miss you, but in a pop punk way"
  • Don't Stop: "You should be thinking about listening to this song at a party but all you're gonna think about is us in spandex"
  • Try Hard: "I pierced my lip for you, what more could you possibly want????"
  • Social Casualty: "Hey baby wanna go rebel against authority with me?"
  • Voodoo Doll: "This is our romantic, pop punk version of a restraining order"
  • Heartbreak Girl: "I dedicate this song to you and also the revamp of this song and maybe any other song that's about the friendzone idk"
  • Mrs. All American: "Hello Stacey's mom, I am a nubile young man with lots of stamina and great arms *eyebrow waggle*"
  • Never Be: "Our melodious angst will make you wanna spray paint angsty doodles on buildings"

dulect:

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watcha got there


Title: Fucking You Tonight
Artist: The Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Life After Death
Plays: 713

modestmojo:

This is my idol


barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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Posted 23 hours ago 71,575 notes © barfpop

#Aj

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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