I am so glad I pressed play
The Bisexual Agenda:
8am: get woken up by cats
9am: eat breakfast
10am: start writing
2pm: infiltrate gay and lesbian communities, betray their trust, break their hearts
3pm: infiltrate straight communities, steal their romantic partners, sleep with everyone
4pm: tv and book
The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.
people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.
before discovering lana del rey
after discovering lana del rey