ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her


unfollower:

college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well


thechosimbaone:

Kiss kiss fall in love


“I’m so queer, I don’t even exist!”

Pan/Bi/Asexuals (via raytoroslovehandles)


Title: Prototype
Artist: Andre 3000
Album: The Love Below
Plays: 63697

Being Black

saranghaeloveamor:

Dress twice as better.

Speak twice as well.

Have twice as much intellect.

So we can still get half of what we deserve…


20dollarnosebleecl:

PATRICK MARTIN STUMP CRIED DURING GAURDIANS OF THE GALAXY


alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.


Ask/Gif Meme → Anonymous asked

↳ Shrek + Favorite Scene


liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site


zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*


onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it


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